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Zombie Outbreak in
Your Home!
By MovieDownloadMatrix.com
Disclaimer: MovieDownloadMatrix.com claims no responsibility for the failure of a prank or the consequences of a prank mishap. Please use caution in planning a prank. Some people can not handle a prank and will kill you! Do not prank a person with a history of crazy violence or time in prison. Do not prank a person wearing a hockey mask! If the person has a bad heart condition or is prone to anxiety attacks, please use caution. Remember: It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's only fun!
Since "Dawn of The Dead", America
has gone Zombie crazy! I will never
forget watching the Zombie outbreak
on the big screen! You get your
money's worth with an aggressive,
flesh-eating zombie thriller. Other
than that, the movie theatres are
raping us with our clothes on! When
I was a kid I did not have to sell a
kidney, to go out and see a horror
movie! Watching movies online is
the new wave of the future, so grab
a virtual surf board and hang on. Want a Zombie outbreak in your own
home? Get ready, and grab your shotgun shells!
I want to take a moment and give Monica(Kim Poirier) from Dawn of The Dead(2004) a great big thank you! How many guys out there pressed rewind, when she(Kim Poirier) was stripping in the mall? Ummmm let me guess... a couple million! Monica(Kim Poirier) has a body that would make the Pope kick out a stain glass window! She is hotter than a whore on dollar day.
The craziest prank would be to have a Zombie in your house and invite your friends over for movie night! Take your pick from "Dawn of The Dead" to "Dead Lesbian Lovers Unite!" Whatever movie you watch, make sure it has plenty of dead people. Remember: When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth. Keep
that in mind when you set up this party and don't forget to get some red Kool-Aid! By serving red Kool-Aid or some other red liquid, your setting the stage. You want to use the power of suggestion and color, to make this the scariest night for your friends ever. A fun-filled Zombie Outbreak has to be carefully planned with loving care.
If you have an old wood shed, then you can put the Zombie there, but there is an even more effective scary prank. Putting the Zombie in your bath tub! Make sure the lights are off and the curtain is drawn. If you have a see through curtain for perverts, it will not be as effective. You want to say something like, "Did you hear that?" By saying this simple phrase no one will catch on... For the rest of the night say no more. There will be more information about the Zombie below, but get excited, you can buy a life-sized Zombie now! Remember your creating memories that will last, long after your dead and buried.
Someone will have to go to the bathroom after all the Kool-Aid, so where will you get the Zombie for your Zombie outbreak experience? Don't worry! I have you covered and it can cost a pretty penny or you can make one. This Zombie is alive and kicking, so this will literally scare the sh*t out of someone! Click here for the Zombie now... If you want to make one, I would encourage using Paper Mache. All you need to do is get some card board boxes(super market boxes) and start cutting out a skull shaped head. Tape it together, then start applying the Paper Mache. Paper Mache is an awesome way to make something fast and it looks cool. Even if it does not look perfect, it will still do the job!
You can buy some red lights to plug in and put for the eyes, inside the head. Duct tape will secure the eyes in the head. You can even buy some eyes
by clicking here and once there type 'blue gray eyeballs' in the search box.
Someone might think I am smoking crack for using Paper Mache, but you can make ghosts, skulls, and Zombie's cheaper than an ugly hooker! You can use cardboard and masking tape to design anything for freak'n pennies. If you want to design a head real fast, just blow up a balloon and start shaping a face. Paper Mache will harden very quickly and will help break the boredom. Invite a friend over to help with the scary prank.
How to Start Your Zombie Outbreak with Paper Mache:
1. Create your Paper Mache form and prepare your desired Paper Mache paste.
2. Tear newspaper into strips. Hint: I like to use toilet paper for shaping the face.
3. Dip one piece of newspaper at a time into prepared Paper Mache paste.
4. Hold the strip over the paste bowl and run it through your fingers to squeeze off excess paste.
5. Stick the newspaper strip over the form you want to Paper Mache, and smooth it down with your fingers.
6. Completely cover your creation with a layer of newspaper strips. They should all be over-lapping. After one layer is applied, let it dry about 24 hours.
Add another layer of newspaper strips and let dry another 24 hours.
Repeat this process until you get the desired effect, but you should have at least three layers. Paint, decorate and now your ready to scare the sh*t out of someone!
Tips: Don't take any wooden nickels(just kidding!)
Tear the newspaper into strips -- do not cut it!
Be generous when dipping the newspaper strips into the paste -- you want each piece thoroughly saturated! Let each layer dry completely before adding another.
What You Will Need for Zombie Outbreak:
1. Paste
2. Newspapers
3. Paint
Balloons - All sizes and shapes are great for bases to rounded designs.
Cardboard - Corrugated cardboard is great for bases to projects; and lightwweight cardboard, like from cereal boxes, works well for details.
Chicken Wire - Use this as a base for large projects. How about making a paper mache Ghost Rider!
Masking Tape - Great for holding all the other things together while you apply the paper mache. You can try using duct tape too!
Newspaper - Besides being a key ingredient in holding your Paper Mache creation together, you can use it for creating details. Try rolling it to make an arm or leg, or crumple it up to make smaller parts!
Shoe Boxes - Cover with Paper Mache to make a fancy box, or use as a base for a bigger project.
Toilet Tissue and Paper Towel Rolls - Great for adding details like arms and legs.
Special thanks to Sherri Osborn at About.com for the family craft information on Paper Mache. Just think, you can spend some quality time forming and making a
Zombie head with a friend. What would be better?
Yours in horror pranks,
Copyright 2007 MovieDownloadMatrix.com
Kim Poirier plays the hot and sexy Monica in "Dawn of The Dead."
One of the more enjoyable moments in this movie, was Kim Poirier doing a striptease! I am devoting this section to Kim Poirier and
I hope she will be doing more horror movies soon! She was hot in the creepy, "Decoys" movie and it was good to see her on CSI: NY.
If you watch "Decoys", you will see Kim french kissing another girl!
