Who can forget a gathering of people with
picket signs that say, "Fry Bundy Fry!" Ted
Bundy(notorious serial killer) found himself with
a shocking revelation on January 24, 1989 at
Florida State Prison. He would get tied in to
the, "Old Fry Daddy" and leave crispy critters
for hungry grave eating creatures! Now you
can have your very own "Fry Machine!" Strap
yourself into the, "Electric Shock Machine From Hell!" This article will shock YOU!
Look out Kentucky Fried Chicken! Here comes flesh fried up like a fire fighter's nightmare! If you ever have been in trouble, then you know what it is like to be in the hot seat! You want to run for your life and take some extra money, so you can live successfully on the streets as small time thug. If you have dreamed of owning an electric shock machine, now is your chance for some high voltage fun and you will have your friends drawn to your electric shock machine, like a maggot on a dead animal! Click here for a REAL SHOCKER!
Electricity has always been a powerful prankster item, ranging from the shock buzzer hand device, to the shocking pen and lighter. Nothing can compare to flipping the switch on your own "Electric Shock Machine" and you will feel the hair stand up on your neck, with a lump in your throat. You will be the executioner, the tormenter, the fry daddy king of all time. You will feel your heart beat faster and your friends eyes will pop out of their heads, as you reach for the kill switch!
Now your in control... go fry daddy go!
FACT: Shocking yourself is not stupid! Therapist have done it for years!
Disclaimer: MovieDownloadMatrix.com claims no responsibility for the failure of a prank or the consequences of a prank mishap. Please use caution in planning a prank. Some people can not handle a prank and will kill you! Do not prank a person with a history of crazy violence or time in prison. Do not prank a person wearing a hockey mask! If the person has a bad heart condition or is prone to anxiety attacks, please use caution. Remember: It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's only fun!
Fortunately, you can buy an "Electric Shock Machine" that is full size and will scare your friends so badly, they will need adult underwear(Best Brand is Depend Undergarments). I like Depend Undergarments because they have a nice snug fit and you won't be mumbling, "my back teeth are saying anchors away!"
This shocking machine is perfect for a Friday night party or some sick individual who loves the power of electricity! It's not just cheap entertainment, but a wonderful way to break the boredom! Just think, you will never have another boring Halloween night with the "Electric Shock Machine", but you will have scorching hot memories to share with your friends.
Yours in horror pranks,
Copyright 2007 MovieDownloadMatrix.com
If you tried to build one of these electric shock machines, it would take a long time, but one catalog comes to a twisted mind's rescue! No more lonely nights wondering what to do for dinner, now you can get excited about life again! You can wake up and say, "I'm going to have some high voltage fun!" I will bring the prison execution experience to my home and I will love it. For once, you will beat the electric shocking lighter, by sending 400,000 volts into a lifeless dummy sitting in an electric chair. Sound like fun? You bet it is!
